The Science of Tattoos - Human Body Theme
Sticking with the Human Body for our theme this month, Quizmaster Andi went more than skin deep to find four facts about the science of tattoos! But you should definitely not get them all inked, since one is totally false! Think you know the truth behind how tattoos work? Put your knowledge to the test and join hosts Tanner and Sups as they try to spot the lie.
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how does that even work? How do you get the ink from your skin into your bowels?
SupsYou're telling me they didn't teach you this in med
TannerI Oh, how could it be a lie?
SupsHmm.
AndiSo now let's say you have some remorse
TannerYeah. you wanna
Andiget your tattoo
SupsYeah.
TannerNo regrets.
AndiNo, you have regrets. You want it removed. Okay, I love how Tanner giggles every time you mention poop
TannerYeah, every time.
AndiHello and welcome to this episode of I Should have known the Trivia Game Show that Can't be Trusted. Each week, one of our quiz masters will present you with four facts about a topic, but one of them is a lie This month we are celebrating the human body. its abilities, how it looks, how it changes, how it works, all kinds of things. So for this week, I'm your quiz master. I'm Andy, and I'm doing an episode on the science of tattoos., this topic was fan suggested. Oh If you would like to suggest ideas, get in touch with us, either on social media, leave a comment if you are watching on YouTube or listening on Spotify,
TannerYeah, So shout out to Josh for this special request.
AndiYeah, So, yes this is going to be about the science of tattoos and we're not gonna talk about any of like the cultural significance, just the science. I will present you with four facts about the science of tattoos, but one of them is a lie. So join our other hosts, soups and Tanner in figuring out which one it's,
SupsMm-hmm.
Andiso to start it off, we have our P Q Q, our pub quiz question. Alright. Okay. So what is the medical term for the deep, or true layer of skin? Now, I'll give you an extra
Supshint. Okay. Is
AndiIt's where the name for doctors for the skin comes from.
SupsOkay. A dermatologist. Uhhuh. Yeah. So Dermis
AndiDermis. It's the dermis. Yes, exactly. So yeah, your skin has Dr. Tander, I'm gonna tell you
Tannerthis. Tell me please.
AndiThe skin has two main layers. The dermis is also called the true skin. and then the epidermis, which is the outer layer. So we're gonna talk about both of those today. They're very relevant to how tattoos work.
TannerOkay. So we're going a little deeper
AndiIt's deeper than skin. Deep ha. We Are you ready for some facts? Yeah. All right. Just remember one's lie.
TannerAll right.
AndiFact number one, having more tattoos is highly correlated with reduced immune response.
SupsMm.
Tannerhaving more tattoos. Lower immune response. So you get sicker more often? Potentially.
AndiPotentially, yes. It was just simply by, studies measuring the number of immune cells in people's blood. So
Supsmm-hmm.
AndiMm-hmm.
SupsBut why
AndiSo it has to do with how tattoos work, So a tattoo, gun or needle injects the ink into the dermis.
TannerMm-hmm.
AndiNow ink is a foreign invader, and when our bodies sends a foreign invader, they send immune cells to the location and get rid of it. Yeah. Right. That's how your body works. So the ink triggers that response. Mm. Your immune cells arrive and they try to grab the ink and run away with them. Yeah. Particularly, we're talking about macrophages.
TannerSo these are the cells that go in and eat the
AndiYeah. They wrap their bodies around it. So you could call it eat and then what they do once it's inside the macrophage, it releases enzymes that are supposed to break it down, and then it can be released into the rest of the lymph system or the blood system. But the ink molecules cannot be broken down by these enzymes, and so they remain in the body of the macrophages. So actually the tattoo Ink is not technically stored in the dermis. It's not technically in your skin. It's not the skin cells, it is the immune cells inside your skin that are actually holding the ink.
TannerReally? That's kind of mind
Supsblowing. My mind is blown. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. I'm flower gusted.
AndiYeah.
TannerSo what happens to these immune cells? Why do some people have lower
AndiSo they aren't a hundred percent sure of why, but they did these studies and they looked at people who have more tattoos,
Tannermm-hmm.
AndiWhen they checked their blood, they had fewer immune cells. And so the theory is that because their immune cells are holding this ink, They can't be running around fighting off bacteria or whatever, and this is why you don't see as much of a response in a situation where you should see them.
TannerOkay. So they're like already responding to an infection sort of via tattoo. Mm-hmm. And you can't just make more, you could to replace them, but they don't need to be replaced. They're still
AndiYeah. That's what they think is the reason.
TannerInteresting.
SupsWow. Okay. But that's so cool. I never thought about like how tattoos work and to learn that, you know, I'm, I'm, she's really fascinated by it, that's super
Tannercool, but I've never heard of this, But does the rest of your body react to that by making more so then you don't have lower levels? Or is it really like, You used up all your macrophages. Sorry, we, we don't have any more for you.
SupsAre there limited number of macrophages in the human
Tannerbody? I don't think so. I mean, it's just what your body comes to a natural balance with. Mm-hmm. You know, if they're already employed somewhere else, it's not like, oh, we went over the certain quota and now we're sick. You know, like, mm-hmm. I don't know. If this is so true or not,
SupsYeah. As she started explaining, there are things which, yeah, one plus one is not two, that kind of feeling. But we've got three more facts to go, so we'll find out more about tattoos.
AndiOkay. So, Fact number two, light colored ink often shows poorly on darker skin, so like white ink or pastel colors.
SupsYes.
TannerYes. So this is talking about the science of ink and light and skin.
SupsAh, I mean, do we have to do some physics here? Let's understand some color theory, maybe,
Andithat's what this fact is playing on. Right? Is that in color theory, the contrast? You should be able to see it better.
SupsYeah.
TannerYeah. I mean, light colored ink often doesn't show up well on any skin tone. Right? I don't know about the validity of this. I don't know.
Andiprobably important to note because there are some misconceptions, but any skin tone, any skin color can be tattooed, right? You are a human, you can be tattooed, pending medical issues.. but If you used white ink or light colored ink, it would show up very well on dark skin It's just contrast in the same way that black ink would show up very well on light skin. But the reason for this about light colors and many other colors in general, has to do with how tattoos heal.
TannerOh.
Andiso now we are talking about the epidermis. Okay.
SupsOkay.
AndiSo the tattoo doesn't only go into the dermis, it also tattoos the epidermis as well.
TannerRight. 'cause it has to get
Andibecause it has to go all the way down. at first the tattoo might look great. So if you don't have tattoos, maybe you don't know this, but when they heal, they peel. Oh, and they come off in flakes The color of the ink. Yeah. Mm-hmm. So I have a blue tattoo on my wrist and it flaked blue. Yeah. This is your epidermis. Mm-hmm. Once all of the epidermal layers have healed and produced new ones, now you won't have flakes anymore. But this is the window through which you're seeing that. tattooed dermis. Right? How the tattoo will appear after it heals, does depend on your skin color. So your epidermis. On top of your dermis. It is not transparent. Melanin, which is the pigment in your skin that causes it to be darker. you can think of it kind of like a tinted window, The more melanin in your skin, in your epidermis, the darker it is, the harder it is to see down into the dermis,
SupsOkay.
Tannerbut it is still a window. You can still kind of see what's
AndiYeah, exactly. You can still see through it, but it is a bit harder to see through the darker your skin is. Mm-hmm. So that's the mechanism behind it.
Tannerand the idea behind your fact is then the more melanin in these epidermal cells in darker skin people makes that lighter color tattoo harder to see. Mm-hmm.
AndiYeah.
SupsOkay.
TannerI mean, if you're talking about layers of something that light has to penetrate and then you see color, I'm thinking of like the ocean, like, it's about absorbing the colors. It's about how the wavelengths are bounced back to us, right? So, It checks out to me. Checks out.
Supsout. Yeah. So far, yeah.
TannerI'm thinking about this and I'm like, where could this be a lie? Checks out. So, well the science,
SupsI mean, first thing, first I want to check, like, is my skin transparent? Is that the reason why we see like these blood vessels, And so that's what is, so this skin is not transparent, you said.
Andinot perfectly transparent. Right. It's not clear like a window.
TannerIt's also not fully opaque, so you can see some under your skin.
SupsHmm.
AndiI love that. Listeners, it's very funny. Both of the boys are like looking at their hands and their arms being like, oh, how does my skin work?
TannerLook at my skin. Examine my tattoos. I have a very light colored tattoo on my ankle. It's orangeish.
SupsIt's Okay.
TannerPretty hard to tell against my
Andiskin Yeah. You can't really see his tattoo.
SupsYeah. Right. Okay.
Andiclose too, actually.
SupsYeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I feel like it, it doesn't look like a tattoo. It looks more like a highlighter, like, you know, someone just draw a light, that
AndiIt It, is bright orange. Yeah.
TannerSo this checks out to me. Yeah. So if my skin color was darker, of course these would look different and the lighter colors would be harder to see.
SupsYeah.
TannerOh, how could it be a lie?
SupsHmm. So should we do fact number three? Yeah. Fact number three. Medical tattooing dates back to at least the second century ce.
TannerThat's a long time.
Andiit's
Supshow
Andi2000 years
TannerWell,
SupsWhat is a medical tattoo?
AndiSo a medical tattoo. it's not exactly a clear thing Really anything that's not purely aesthetic. Sometimes it is actually therapeutic. Mm-hmm. And Also you can have tattoos that help with imaging.
TannerRight. 'cause you mark a part of your body with a tattoo and then you can just easily check that part of your body Exactly the same spot every
Anditime. Yeah. And then in the same way where some people wear medical bracelets to, show that they have medical conditions. That paramedics should know about, but they maybe won't be able to vocalize people. Get those
Tannertattoos as well. right? EpiPen? Just right across your
AndiYeah. Yeah. there are many different kinds, therapeutic and also reconstructive. the oldest one that can be really like, strongly corroborated is from one 50 ad. Okay. Or CE done by your boy Galen.
SupsMm.
Tannerclassic anatomist.
AndiYeah. So the Greek physician if you've taken any history of medicine, you've heard of Galen. He wrote about a. Process called corneal
TannerOh God. Oh
Andino.
TannerThat's in your eyes. Oh, Don, shove needles in your eyes please.
AndiSo the cornea is the clear part of your eye in the case that Galen was describing, it was in order to cover leuk mattus opacities, which are milky white spots in front of your eye. So if you have like a milky eye and you feel like it looks weird, you can have it. Tattooed over so that you look like you have a normal iris. Oh, some people do get corneal tattoos aesthetically, but it's very, very rare. It's almost always done by a medical professional. Mm-hmm. And the process of tattooing your cornea is very different from your skin? Yeah. Yeah. But it works because your cornea has no blood vessels or lymph vessels. Okay. It's clear. Mm-hmm. So because of that, there's nothing to take the ink away. Right. It does slowly degrade and so sometimes you might need to get it again. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So it's very different from your skin.
SupsWhat was the year again? You said
Andi1 50 ce. Second century.
SupsWow.
TannerHow did, Dang it. Geez. That's gross. I don't want to know how they did it.
AndiOh, yeah, I he describes it very clearly. Yeah. Lemme tell you. Mm-hmm. Um, it's, I do love about that
Supsa second, but yeah,
Tannerit needle. Oh,
Andigross. Oh,
Tanneroh no.
Andino.
Supsthis sounds way too old. No.
TannerYeah, it's a long Time ago. But I also think, who would say this is a good idea? You have to be like 2000 years old to do this, you know? I mean it, there's a medical reason to do it. Okay. Yeah, that makes sense. Is it that old
SupsI mean, she had a lot of facts to back her point up, but also she was describing more, not so much about the age, but actually like the process or more like, you know,
TannerRight. I really have nothing to go off of. I think it, it's either that old or it isn't because it's still done.
SupsOr do you think it's even older?
TannerOh, good point. Could be. Hmm. I'm inclined to believe this one. Maybe just because I think that the Greeks and Romans did all kinds of stuff like this, and so I wouldn't put it past them.
SupsYeah. I mean, when you have like a really absurd, and you drop the G word. Yeah. Yes. Nine out of 10 times because they've done so outlandish things. It might just make sense. Or it might just happen.
TannerYeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah, outlandish medical treatments, like drilling holes in your skull was also commonplace at one time, so like I believe
Supsthat, Yeah. Okay. We've got one more.
TannerYeah.
Andione more. So now let's say you have some remorse
TannerYeah. you wanna
Andiget your tattoo
SupsYeah.
TannerNo regrets.
AndiNo, you have regrets. You want it removed. Okay, so fact number four, after laser tattoo removal, you poop out the tattoo ink.
SupsMm
TannerReally? poop. I'm
SupsI'm
Tannerso sure it's poop. how does that even work? How do you get the ink from your skin into your bowels?
SupsYou're telling me they didn't teach you this in med
TannerI skipped that day of dermatology, I guess.
AndiAll right, so going back to how tattoos work, remember the ink is stored in your immune cells. So what a laser does is it breaks down the ink molecules small enough so that they can be taken away by those cells. Okay. so now Your immune cells have this ink and they're carting it through the lymphatic system, now they can be filtered out. So typically it's through sweat. So you can sweat it out. If it gets into your blood, then it can be filtered out by your kidneys and you can pee it out. Sure. Through your urinary system, or especially if it's a metal based ink. It will go to your liver. Mm-hmm. And your liver will filter it out and then that will be sent to your digestive system. And then you will poo out the inks
TannerOkay, So if you've got a bright blue tattoo and you got it lasered off, do you get bright blue poop?
AndiThat's a very good question, Tanner. No, because the particles are so small. That we can't see them. They're microscopic. Okay. So don't go looking in the toilet to see if your tattoo is in there. Okay.
TannerOkay. And you're not sweating it out like bright blue sweat
Andiright? Yeah., it's been broken down small enough so that you can't see
Tannerit. Okay. That makes sense with your explanation.
SupsOkay. Yeah. Alright. So first things first, laser tattoo removal I've
Tannermm-hmm. Oh, well, so are
Supsin my experience, yes. and expensive. And so now the question is sweat pee or poop can be anything.
Andiyeah. It's likely a combination of all of them.
Supsher explanation sounds pretty good. Mm-hmm. But maybe that's where the problem is
Tanneragain, like how could it be a lie? How else could they come out?
SupsIt's laser brew. You're just burning
TannerYou're just,
SupsYeah,
Tannerit's gone. You
SupsIt's just gone. Exactly. I
Tannerknow if you can do that. This ink. has to go Somewhere. I think It might come out your poop. You Sure. Don't like cough it up. So I mean, yeah, it's gotta go out somewhere. never thought of that
SupsYeah. I, yeah. Where does it go? Where does it go? Maybe it's only sweat and it doesn't go to
Tannerthe Digestive system. Mm-hmm.
SupsYes.
TannerPossible.
Supsyes.
TannerHmm. That's a good point. I think it might be along those lines, but I'm also like, huh? Checks out could be true.
SupsI doubt This is like the first thing that laser guy will tell you when he goes, they say, do you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna
Tannerremove the tattoo.
Andiis gonna
Supscome out of your poop?
TannerI
SupsI'm
Tannerwould lose some customers then.
SupsI don't think that's the kind of conversation they're having there. Wow. Very interesting. And Alright. We are gonna guess which one is not a permanent tattoo.
AndiYeah.
SupsBut could you remind us the facts, please?
AndiOf course. Fact number one. Having more tattoos is highly correlated with reduced immune response. Fact number two, light colored ink often shows poorly on darker skin. Fact number three, medical tattooing dates back to at least the second century CE and fact number four. After laser tattoo removal, You poop out the tattoo ink.
TannerOkay. One is a lie.
AndiI love how Tanner giggles every time you mention poop
TannerYeah, every time. But I don't think it's the poop one. That's a lie. I think that
Supsone Yeah.
Tannerthink number one is
Supsoh, I'm thinking number two. The color theory one. Oh. Mm.. Why do you think number one is fake?
TannerI think number one is fake. I think it's a misconception. I think people worry about this like, oh, we looked into it and macrophages hold the ink, but oh no, if I use up all my macrophages with tattoos, won't I get sick more? And I think maybe the science works out that it's not an issue.
SupsLike it's not related or, yeah, you make more. Okay. I think number two is, Fake is because the whole explanation of how tattoo works. Yeah, I don't know if the color of the, the skin is the skin. Like, you know, I mean like, okay, melanin, That determines like the shade of the skin, but the structure, but the structure is the same. Right. So, All tattoos should have like the same effect.
Tannerright? Yeah.
SupsYeah.
TannerI'm gonna go with the immune one.
SupsOkay. Yeah, I, I, I can see why that could be. Yeah, it's one of those that this is a myth or this was believed yeah. Okay. I'm gonna stick with the color one 'cause something seems off about it.
AndiOkay. The lie is fact number one,
TannerAha.
Andibut you didn't go far enough Tan.
TannerOh, deeper.
AndiYou Gotta go deeper. the truth is that having more tattoos is correlated with having an
TannerOh. You know, that ran through my head and I was like, no way. That can't be. Yeah,
AndiMm-hmm. So right after you get a tattoo, there's a high immune response. Yeah. Because it's the same as getting an infection or a wound. Yeah. Your cells are like, gimme, gimme, get rid of this. Okay. Yeah. again, it's not exactly clear why, but they think it's a vaccine like response. Oh. I see. You're basically training your immune system to be
TannerYeah. You're training it. Yeah. So over time you build up,
AndiYeah. I think it's a misconception. You don't run out of cells. Your body will make more cells, and if it feels we don't have enough because they're being used on tattoos, it'll make more. idea
Tannerbehind how Some illnesses, you have a buildup of too many of these
Supscells.
AndiSo yeah, that's not a reduced
Supsresponse Okay. actually Okay.
TannerWow. I wonder
Supswhy this isn't like a tagline or like a spiel of the tattoo artist that you don't like
Andiyeah,
SupsBut, wow. Okay. Well,
AndiDo you wanna go out and get inked now?
TannerYeah.
AndiYeah,
Supswow. I think I should start considering a tattoo now. I should have known.
TannerI should have known.
AndiThanks for listening to this episode of I Should Have Known. If you are watching slash Listening on YouTube, be sure to like, comment, and subscribe if you are listening on a traditional podcast platform. We would like it very much if you could leave us a review and yeah, let us know if there were more facts about the science of tattoos that you were interested in, if you got the fact right or found any of it interesting or surprising we're going to be continuing our exploration of the human body. we are going to have an episode on rare diseases, but one of them will be fake. So join us for that next week And as always, thanks for listening.
SupsDid Mr J have any tattoos?
TannerJesus,








