Sept. 5, 2023

Classical Composers - Music Month

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September is Music month for the I Should Have Known podcast! For our first episode Quizmaster Tanner plays maestro with four facts about classical composers. But one of his facts is out of tune and totally false! Even if you can’t tell Beethoven from Mozart, this episode is sure to strike a chord. Listen in and see if you can find the lie with hosts Andi and Sups!

Music from the episode:
Vivaldi, The Four Seasons, Spring (La Primavera), 1st movement
Mozart - "Leck mich im Arsch" - Canon in B flat for 6 Voices, K. 231 / K. 382c
Beethoven: Symphony No. 5, First movement (Benjamin Zander, Boston Philharmonic Orchestra)
Jan Lisiecki – Chopin: Nocturne in C sharp minor, Op. Posth.

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Andi

I would've bet anything that this episode would've been pg like, you know, and then I'm like, no. I'm going deaf, I'm gonna die.

Sups

This is the end.

Andi

is it because of his music

Sups

or something else? And the most obvious answer would be yes, because that was. The only thing he was doing.

Andi

that's what he was doing. He is getting blasted by

Sups

talk constantly. Yeah.

Andi

hello and welcome to this episode of I Should Have Known. The trivia game show that can't be trusted. Each week, one of our quiz masters will present you with four facts about a topic, but one of those facts is a lie, and we are starting a new theme, new month, new theme. We're doing music, so we're gonna have all kinds of topics about music. And excitingly we will play some music for you. And to kick off this month's theme, we have our quizmaster Tanner.

Tanner

hello

Andi

and Tanner is going to be presenting us with four facts about four different classical composers. But remember one of his facts will be a lie. So join me, Andy, and her other host sups in figuring out which one it is.

Tanner

Alright, should we start with the pub quiz question?

Andi

P Q. Q

Tanner

Q Q.

Andi

Q. Yes.

Tanner

what song is this and who composed it?

Andi

it's named that tune. This is our weakest category at trivia. So this should be great

Tanner

You ready? Do you know what it is?

Sups

played in like every ballroom.

Andi

Isn't it Vivaldi?

Tanner

It's Vivaldi

Andi

Is it spring spring. It's

Tanner

from the Four

Andi

Seasons. From the

Sups

From the Four season. Four, four

Andi

Yes. yeah. Vivaldi. Okay. There were like, literally like three songs you could've played that I would've

Tanner

could, what, you know, classical

Andi

of them. I really ought to, but I'm out of practice. So I played the flute and piccolo growing up since I was eight. And I played all through college, so I never really played like the classical composers because it's too hard and I wasn't good enough to be like in a symphony. I played really loud, so I was good in like a band.

Tanner

Mm-hmm.

Andi

So I'm not as good as you think I am. I'm just better than you. But that's not saying much like

Tanner

I'm, I'm a new at this basically. I, I couldn't tell you Mozart from Beethoven, from Bach, from Vivaldi. Okay. yes. We're going in chronological order. So our first one is Vivaldi.

Sups

Yeah. Okay,

Andi

great.

Tanner

fact number one. Vivaldi included directions in four Seasons to play like a barking dog.

Andi

Okay. Alright, so this was in like the notes,

Tanner

So Vivaldi? Yeah. 1678 to 1741. He was in the Baroque music period, which is from the 16 hundreds until the mid 17 hundreds. Yeah. the Baroque is opposed to classical and romantic. These are other periods of classical music, right? Mm-hmm. It is kind of a stretch to call him a classical composer because classical is a technical term. Right. But like to the layman, like me, it's all classical music, right?

Andi

But like that, to me that's Vivaldi Spring? That's, the baroque song You wanna show people baroque, throw that in there. Mm-hmm. Why is there harpsichord involved in stuff? There you go.

Tanner

So Four Seasons is kind of a weird song because Vivaldi wrote it to accompany sonnets that he also wrote.

Andi

Oh, I didn't know Are they bad? Is that

Tanner

I think there's a reason you only hear about the music and not the saunas,

Andi

what instruments were supposed to play, like a barking dog.

Tanner

it was a violin concerto. So the violins,

Sups

yeah.

Andi

oh, okay.

Tanner

I'm gonna depend on you for this in this episode, but like what does concerto mean? It means orchestra plus some instrument,

Andi

right? Yeah. So like it features some instrument, so it could be any instrument. Mm-hmm. they love to do piano concertos. If you ever go to see live orchestral music, it's always a piano concerto for some reason. I've heard a tuba concerto, you know, like you can have any instrument, it's like featured mm-hmm. But the whole orchestra is

Sups

there. Yeah.

Tanner

like it's all focused on that.

Andi

Yeah.

Sups

the two things that I associate when you hear, especially Vivaldi's music I just think about like, it's like an Audi or like a B M W car,

Tanner

it's

Sups

Or there's like, I dunno, James Bond involved, like

Andi

Yeah. I love how all those like fancy car makers use free music for their commercials. Like you, you know, you don't, oh, you don't wanna pay royalties,

Sups

Yeah. But going back to your fact about the music mm-hmm. Supposed to be bark of a dog. Yeah.

Tanner

So it's not supposed to just evoke the sense of like, oh, it sounds like a barking of a dog. for him, it's supposed to mean that. Yeah. It's like the sonnet in music. So that's what he was doing.

Sups

I think in baroque music, The style was that you wanted to recreate nature through music, which is why This fact kind of makes sense for me

Andi

They love a theme. The Baroque artists, it's so hokey, but yeah. So like I guess I can forgive them more when you think of it in this context of like, they couldn't record a barking dog. That's not a thing they could do. So if you wanted to hear a barking dog, you either have to go find a dog or, you know, evoke this in music. And so I guess like that would've seemed really cool,

Tanner

Mm-hmm.

Sups

Yeah, it

Andi

Such a

Tanner

hate.

Andi

But also it's seems a little early to start with these kinds of. Directions in music it was a very standardized thing, like gentleman's rule book of like how to write music. Like you use Italian. Yeah. For all the directions. Always Italian. Mm-hmm. that's kind of what I'm skeptical about, is that it's very modern to put these kinds of directions into the music itself. But I have to hear more facts,

Tanner

Alright. Fact number two, Mozart wrote dirty songs with titles like Lick Me in the Ass.

Sups

Yes. More that yes, he's capable of.

Andi

Yeah. I feel like this wouldn't be that surprising as his vibe he was, he was notorious for being a bit impish.

Tanner

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for 1756 to 1791, solidly in the classical period. Now, born in Salzburg. He was very prolific, What I find interesting is that he kind of made up the name Amadeus, so he was born Yohanis, Crius Wolf gangs, Theophilus Mozart,

Andi

That's honestly better. Yeah,

Sups

I think he ruined

Andi

it

Tanner

He kind of played around with the Latin and he would sign letters, Wolf Gang, us, Amadeus, Mozart. And so then people started calling him Amadeus

Sups

yeah.

Andi

okay. Can we hear, lick me in the ass? Sure.

Sups

Yeah.

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Andi

I love that somebody got a room full of juice to sing that not what I thought it was gonna be. Didn't, didn't think it was gonna be a vocal,

Sups

It didn't strike me as

Tanner

Mm-hmm.

Andi

I felt the opposite. I feel it sounds very Mozart. It

Sups

it doesn't sound like like, like

Andi

the ass.

Tanner

Yeah.

Sups

Okay.

Andi

So, okay. That was weird. Mozart was like the weirdest dude. Yeah,

Tanner

he was pretty weird.

Andi

I would've bet anything that this episode would've been pg like, you know, and then I'm like, no.

Sups

me in the ass.

Tanner

nope. yeah. We can get more R-rated.

Andi

Wow. They get super vulgar.

Tanner

Yeah. Oh my God. He was a potty mouth.

Andi

I love it. Mozart is a hot mess. That guy was wild. Mm-hmm. So I know it's my job to like doubt you. Yeah. But this does seem like his vibe. He was like very famous for pulling pranks on people, just doing wild stuff. Like he was, he was a weird guy. I guess it could be a lie. He could be talking about someone else though. I don't know he thinks we would know

Sups

Now Moar is like the potties of the mouth, like in the, if I were to put like classical composers so that thing really stands out. but also what was interesting is that if the song is connected to this fact, then I have a little bit of doubt.

Andi

yeah,

Sups

there was something about that song and this fact, two of them independently. Sure. But when you combine the song and the

Andi

Yeah. That's a fun thing about the theme, right? Is you all have the added element of the clue from the song. Right. Yeah. I wasn't expecting to be a choral music. I was surprised, but Okay. All right, who's next?

Tanner

Well, let's play some of his songs and see if you can guess who the next one is.

Andi

That's Beethoven

Tanner

Yes. Yes. So fact number three. Beethoven most likely went deaf from middle ear damage due to playing his instruments too loudly.

Andi

Okay. like the fifth is like the full orchestral music like hitting you right in the face, being like, I'm going deaf, I'm gonna die.

Sups

This is the end.

Andi

I'm really dramatic and it's scary. Tanner's.

Tanner

Like that's Beethoven for yeah, he

Sups

But he's also, now we have entered the romantic

Tanner

Yes. So Beethoven is from 1770 until 1827. So he and Mozart, they had shared years. Right.

Sups

Yeah.

Tanner

So Beethoven, he actually played some of Mozart's music when he was learning how to, play and how to compose. But eventually he got slowly progressive hearing loss.

Andi

Yeah. Pretty

Tanner

Yeah. Yeah. And it started with a buzzing in his ear. He had tinnitus and He kept composing, he kept playing this loud music and it kept getting worse. when he died in 1827, he could really only hear out of one year. He did do this very dramatic music in a lot of

Andi

of the Yeah. I mean, a, a lot of people associate especially 50 number five, that, beginning part with that fear of going deaf when like your job is hearing is music, and then you're losing that and the devastation of, that and having to, Come to terms with it.

Sups

He is also a character like Mozart

Andi

Wasn't he? Kind of like a recluse.

Tanner

Yeah. He, kind of tried to keep his hearing impairment. Private. Mm-hmm. So he didn't do as many concerts later in life.

Andi

Yeah. So you're saying that he basically blasted his ears apart by composing music? Well, yeah. Well stop having people totally slam through a trumpet, you know, like

Sups

mean,

Andi

that's just bad form. Lewd wig.

Sups

Yeah. And especially in those concert halls, back in those days, the acoustics were like, you know, so good. Yeah. Right.

Andi

Yeah. But how come all the other composers didn't wreck their ears? Well,

Tanner

That's the thing composers and musicians in general are definitely at higher risk of ear damage, temporary and permanent. they did a couple studies and they found that like 80% of musicians immediately following a performance had temporary hearing loss. but permanent hearing loss can happen in up to 50% of

Andi

music. Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah. There is concert deafness. Yeah. Where like after you perform, you, you kind of can't hear super well

Tanner

and it's one sided too. So violinists have it worse in their left ear. Yeah. Because that's where the violin is. Yeah.

Sups

But yes, this fact, I feel like I know this. I think

Andi

I mean, we know he went death. Yeah. So like that's not debating. I guess the question then would be,

Sups

is it because of music

Andi

is it because of his music

Sups

or something else? And the most obvious answer would be yes, because that was. The only thing he was doing.

Andi

that's what he was doing. He is getting blasted by

Sups

talk constantly. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Hmm. Sure, I want to

Andi

yeah, I mean, I,

Sups

I

Andi

know. Like what else causes deafness other than loud noise? I don't know.

Tanner

Okay. Fact number four. All of Chopin's compositions included piano parts.

Sups

Yes. First thing, first, I think the poles really hate it when you have the French pronunciation of Chopin. So the poles would call him Chopin and

Andi

Yeah. So dear listeners, if you don't know, we live in Poland. We live in Raku, Poland, and Chopin was Polish. So he's very much beloved here in Poland. They named the whole ass airport after him

Sups

I mean, you can even listen to his musics in bus stops.

Andi

Yeah. Yeah. It's everywhere. You can't, miss it. He's everywhere. Yeah.

Tanner

So he was born Polish. Mm-hmm. And then he moved to France and got French citizenship. Right.

Andi

He couldn't have Polish citizenship because Poland wasn't a country that could give citizenship at the

Tanner

Right. We're talking 1810 to 1849. So, He was very affected by all of

Andi

Mm-hmm.

Tanner

So he's definitely in the romantic period. Yes. Yeah.

Andi

This is

Sups

Well

Andi

play us something.

Tanner

Alright. Here is Janki playing Chopin's Noc turn in C minor, which you may recognize from the pianist.

Uh, Uh,

Sups

Shaba always makes me, get a feeling that I just had a breakup. I'm in a dark, you know, in a, in a dimly lit bar and a bartender is serving me a drink. That's like the first emotion.

Andi

just described Poland. Yeah.

Tanner

Yeah. And it's also like raining

Andi

Yeah. It's raining outside and you're the only person in this bar

Tanner

That's a good description,

Andi

but,

Sups

but it's a very relatively accurate

Andi

Yeah. I yeah. Obviously like you hear a ton of in Poland and a lot of his compositions are just the piano.

Sups

yeah, Yeah, mean, I'm thinking that makes sense.

Andi

mean, does any, all fact is always kind of sketchy 'cause you're like, there only has to be one composition that didn't use the piano. but every single one.

Tanner

If you want some context for how many we're talking, so Mozart had like 800, right? He was super prolific. Chopan published 72 works, and some of them were like a collection of like 19 songs or something, right? So not 72 songs, but works. And then 10 were published after he died. So all these 82 brought his

Andi

back to Poland. Yes,

Tanner

yes. So there, there's like maass, there's

Andi

po. Yes. That was, so that's like what, like outside of Poland, that's what he's most famous for is all the dances, Waltz's, the Waltz's, Poland, as is

Sups

but in Poland, he's famous for all like the, all

Andi

all the piano, piano concertos and compositions because they're sad and polish. That's why everyone outside of Poland thinks that Chopin is like this dance dude who played in fancy houses all the time. But in Poland is like, no, this is the dude who's like sad drinking, in a Parisian apartment. his heart, longing for, Poland. Yeah, Yes. So like, yeah, it's very funny how like, he's an entirely different person to people in different parts of the world, every single one though I also feel like It's one of those, it's 50 50. It's, it's, it is or it isn't, and you're like, yeah, of course I associate the piano with Choppa, that's tricky Yeah.

Sups

Yeah

Andi

So one of those facts that you just told us about, one of those composers is a lot, so can you repeat the four of them for us and then we will take a guess at which one do you think it is?

Tanner

All right. Fact number one. Vivaldi included directions in four seasons to play like a barking dog. Fact number two, Mozart wrote dirty songs with titles like Lick Me in the Ass. Fact number three, Beethoven most likely went deaf from middle ear damage due to playing his instruments too loudly. In fact, number four, all of Chopin's compositions included piano parts. One of those is not true.

Andi

I love how the licking in the ass is one of our big facts. Like we have to put that on Instagram. Like, what have you done? Okay. One of those is a lie. what are you thinking?

Sups

I'm thinking Number two,

Andi

two. you don't believe the

Sups

No, I mean, Hmm. I dunno. of all the three facts, this one really jumps me out, even though we discussed a lot about how we know Mozart. Was a potty mouth.

Andi

He's the bad

Sups

boy, Yeah. He's a bad boy. But there's still something iffy about that fact. Yes. And of course of this

Andi

the music, do you think if you hadn't heard that song? Yes. You wouldn't have?

Sups

I think it's if he didn't play the track, yeah. Then I think I would oh Debating more on like number four, right? Yeah. You know, because it's all, And I think with four, There just needs to be one. Whether I know that one or not is a different question. Yeah,

Andi

Right.

Sups

As far as from the top of my head, The four, five Compositions that, I'm trying to think of. All of them are on piano I just, for some reason, two is really

Andi

on Okay. bad we don't speak German. 'cause we would've just known if they did say, lick me in the ass in German. So they, I imagine if there are any German

Sups

listeners, sitting here

Andi

being like, You idiots, like it's obviously Number three, I think is a sleeper. Yeah. I think number three he's toying with us. He's like, oh, you think it's because of loud music, but it's, maybe it was just congenital. Maybe he had some kind of disease or he's sucking unled. He So maybe he's like, oh, you think it's just loud music? But then number four is sitting there and being like this big terrifying heart in a jar that is just beating. And I'm like, I'm gonna kick myself if I don't get that

Sups

one. Yeah,

Andi

I

Sups

But I wanna have the good faith that number four is true though. I want to believe

Andi

Okay. Yeah, so, I think in number

Sups

Mm-hmm.

Andi

It's not loud noises.

Sups

Yeah. Okay. I'm with you, but because I came out all guns placing with like fact number two, I'm gonna stick with that.

Andi

okay.

Tanner

Okay. So we have fact number two and fact number three locked in? The lie is fact number three. Yes. Beethoven progressively went deaf. Or almost deaf. And he says in his own words that it all started in 1798 when he was in a quarrel with a singer. So, he he was at his piano playing and this guy was like knocking on his door and they were like arguing and so he got up from his piano so mad, he like, ran to the door, but he tripped and fell and hit the floor. And he said, when I arose, I found myself deaf and have been so ever since. The physicians say the nerve is injured. So possible causes have been thrown around that like maybe it was this, maybe it was like some degeneration of the nerve, but most likely they've done some samples of his hair that people collected. It's most likely lead poisoning he notoriously liked Wine. that you can sweeten with lead. Yeah, they

Andi

would lead in. See, this is like, oh my God, I old timey people, like they're sucking on lead. They're all so

Tanner

Yeah. It's

Sups

It's Yeah. Okay.

Tanner

Yeah.

Andi

It just literally

Sups

sense. Yes. Yeah, that is it

Andi

That makes you go deaf. That's why you didn't wanna list reasons why people can go deaf, because then you were like, well, that's a lie. I honestly, I didn't wanna say this in the discussion 'cause I wanted the discussion to be more like discussion, but that was, to me, the big thing.

Tanner

Yeah. wouldn't

Andi

list reasons that you could go deaf. Why wouldn't you list those? Yeah, except that you were like, well, I don't wanna have to say But Wow. I love that.

Sups

Yeah. Wow.

Andi

one is pretty great

Sups

yeah. I think I just need to brush up on my German maybe. Yeah.

Andi

did Why isn't that on Duolingo? Yeah.

Tanner

Come on.

Andi

He

Tanner

poop jokes.

Andi

Yeah. I mean, I think we associate classical music with like being fancy and it's old so that they were all of course, uptight and whatever, and it's like, dude, like modern people are way more uptight than old timey people. Old, old timey people were nasty. They were super drunk all the time. Just gross. Yeah. Anyway, I should have known, I should

Sups

known.

Andi

Thanks for listening to this episode of, I should have known we'll be continuing our musical theme for the rest of the month. So next week soups is doing a find the fake episode on musical instruments from around the world. So stay tuned for that. and if you are watching this on YouTube, please do all the YouTubey things like. Subscribe, comment, let us know if you got the fact right or some of your other favorite composers or favorite pieces. And if you are on a traditional podcast platform, it would be great if you could leave us a review. And Zoe's thanks.

Sups

Yeah. Al Al.