Classical Composers - Music Month
September is Music month for the I Should Have Known podcast! For our first episode Quizmaster Tanner plays maestro with four facts about classical composers. But one of his facts is out of tune and totally false! Even if you can’t tell Beethoven from Mozart, this episode is sure to strike a chord. Listen in and see if you can find the lie with hosts Andi and Sups!
Music from the episode:
Vivaldi, The Four Seasons, Spring (La Primavera), 1st movement
Mozart - "Leck mich im Arsch" - Canon in B flat for 6 Voices, K. 231 / K. 382c
Beethoven: Symphony No. 5, First movement (Benjamin Zander, Boston Philharmonic Orchestra)
Jan Lisiecki – Chopin: Nocturne in C sharp minor, Op. Posth.
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I would've bet anything that this episode would've been pg like, you know, and then I'm like, no. I'm going deaf, I'm gonna die.
SupsThis is the end.
Andiis it because of his music
Supsor something else? And the most obvious answer would be yes, because that was. The only thing he was doing.
Andithat's what he was doing. He is getting blasted by
Supstalk constantly. Yeah.
Andihello and welcome to this episode of I Should Have Known. The trivia game show that can't be trusted. Each week, one of our quiz masters will present you with four facts about a topic, but one of those facts is a lie, and we are starting a new theme, new month, new theme. We're doing music, so we're gonna have all kinds of topics about music. And excitingly we will play some music for you. And to kick off this month's theme, we have our quizmaster Tanner.
Tannerhello
Andiand Tanner is going to be presenting us with four facts about four different classical composers. But remember one of his facts will be a lie. So join me, Andy, and her other host sups in figuring out which one it is.
TannerAlright, should we start with the pub quiz question?
AndiP Q. Q
TannerQ Q.
AndiQ. Yes.
Tannerwhat song is this and who composed it?
Andiit's named that tune. This is our weakest category at trivia. So this should be great
TannerYou ready? Do you know what it is?
Supsplayed in like every ballroom.
AndiIsn't it Vivaldi?
TannerIt's Vivaldi
AndiIs it spring spring. It's
Tannerfrom the Four
AndiSeasons. From the
SupsFrom the Four season. Four, four
AndiYes. yeah. Vivaldi. Okay. There were like, literally like three songs you could've played that I would've
Tannercould, what, you know, classical
Andiof them. I really ought to, but I'm out of practice. So I played the flute and piccolo growing up since I was eight. And I played all through college, so I never really played like the classical composers because it's too hard and I wasn't good enough to be like in a symphony. I played really loud, so I was good in like a band.
TannerMm-hmm.
AndiSo I'm not as good as you think I am. I'm just better than you. But that's not saying much like
TannerI'm, I'm a new at this basically. I, I couldn't tell you Mozart from Beethoven, from Bach, from Vivaldi. Okay. yes. We're going in chronological order. So our first one is Vivaldi.
SupsYeah. Okay,
Andigreat.
Tannerfact number one. Vivaldi included directions in four Seasons to play like a barking dog.
AndiOkay. Alright, so this was in like the notes,
TannerSo Vivaldi? Yeah. 1678 to 1741. He was in the Baroque music period, which is from the 16 hundreds until the mid 17 hundreds. Yeah. the Baroque is opposed to classical and romantic. These are other periods of classical music, right? Mm-hmm. It is kind of a stretch to call him a classical composer because classical is a technical term. Right. But like to the layman, like me, it's all classical music, right?
AndiBut like that, to me that's Vivaldi Spring? That's, the baroque song You wanna show people baroque, throw that in there. Mm-hmm. Why is there harpsichord involved in stuff? There you go.
TannerSo Four Seasons is kind of a weird song because Vivaldi wrote it to accompany sonnets that he also wrote.
AndiOh, I didn't know Are they bad? Is that
TannerI think there's a reason you only hear about the music and not the saunas,
Andiwhat instruments were supposed to play, like a barking dog.
Tannerit was a violin concerto. So the violins,
Supsyeah.
Andioh, okay.
TannerI'm gonna depend on you for this in this episode, but like what does concerto mean? It means orchestra plus some instrument,
Andiright? Yeah. So like it features some instrument, so it could be any instrument. Mm-hmm. they love to do piano concertos. If you ever go to see live orchestral music, it's always a piano concerto for some reason. I've heard a tuba concerto, you know, like you can have any instrument, it's like featured mm-hmm. But the whole orchestra is
Supsthere. Yeah.
Tannerlike it's all focused on that.
AndiYeah.
Supsthe two things that I associate when you hear, especially Vivaldi's music I just think about like, it's like an Audi or like a B M W car,
Tannerit's
SupsOr there's like, I dunno, James Bond involved, like
AndiYeah. I love how all those like fancy car makers use free music for their commercials. Like you, you know, you don't, oh, you don't wanna pay royalties,
SupsYeah. But going back to your fact about the music mm-hmm. Supposed to be bark of a dog. Yeah.
TannerSo it's not supposed to just evoke the sense of like, oh, it sounds like a barking of a dog. for him, it's supposed to mean that. Yeah. It's like the sonnet in music. So that's what he was doing.
SupsI think in baroque music, The style was that you wanted to recreate nature through music, which is why This fact kind of makes sense for me
AndiThey love a theme. The Baroque artists, it's so hokey, but yeah. So like I guess I can forgive them more when you think of it in this context of like, they couldn't record a barking dog. That's not a thing they could do. So if you wanted to hear a barking dog, you either have to go find a dog or, you know, evoke this in music. And so I guess like that would've seemed really cool,
TannerMm-hmm.
SupsYeah, it
AndiSuch a
Tannerhate.
AndiBut also it's seems a little early to start with these kinds of. Directions in music it was a very standardized thing, like gentleman's rule book of like how to write music. Like you use Italian. Yeah. For all the directions. Always Italian. Mm-hmm. that's kind of what I'm skeptical about, is that it's very modern to put these kinds of directions into the music itself. But I have to hear more facts,
TannerAlright. Fact number two, Mozart wrote dirty songs with titles like Lick Me in the Ass.
SupsYes. More that yes, he's capable of.
AndiYeah. I feel like this wouldn't be that surprising as his vibe he was, he was notorious for being a bit impish.
TannerWolfgang Amadeus Mozart for 1756 to 1791, solidly in the classical period. Now, born in Salzburg. He was very prolific, What I find interesting is that he kind of made up the name Amadeus, so he was born Yohanis, Crius Wolf gangs, Theophilus Mozart,
AndiThat's honestly better. Yeah,
SupsI think he ruined
Andiit
TannerHe kind of played around with the Latin and he would sign letters, Wolf Gang, us, Amadeus, Mozart. And so then people started calling him Amadeus
Supsyeah.
Andiokay. Can we hear, lick me in the ass? Sure.
SupsYeah.
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AndiI love that somebody got a room full of juice to sing that not what I thought it was gonna be. Didn't, didn't think it was gonna be a vocal,
SupsIt didn't strike me as
TannerMm-hmm.
AndiI felt the opposite. I feel it sounds very Mozart. It
Supsit doesn't sound like like, like
Andithe ass.
TannerYeah.
SupsOkay.
AndiSo, okay. That was weird. Mozart was like the weirdest dude. Yeah,
Tannerhe was pretty weird.
AndiI would've bet anything that this episode would've been pg like, you know, and then I'm like, no.
Supsme in the ass.
Tannernope. yeah. We can get more R-rated.
AndiWow. They get super vulgar.
TannerYeah. Oh my God. He was a potty mouth.
AndiI love it. Mozart is a hot mess. That guy was wild. Mm-hmm. So I know it's my job to like doubt you. Yeah. But this does seem like his vibe. He was like very famous for pulling pranks on people, just doing wild stuff. Like he was, he was a weird guy. I guess it could be a lie. He could be talking about someone else though. I don't know he thinks we would know
SupsNow Moar is like the potties of the mouth, like in the, if I were to put like classical composers so that thing really stands out. but also what was interesting is that if the song is connected to this fact, then I have a little bit of doubt.
Andiyeah,
Supsthere was something about that song and this fact, two of them independently. Sure. But when you combine the song and the
AndiYeah. That's a fun thing about the theme, right? Is you all have the added element of the clue from the song. Right. Yeah. I wasn't expecting to be a choral music. I was surprised, but Okay. All right, who's next?
TannerWell, let's play some of his songs and see if you can guess who the next one is.
AndiThat's Beethoven
TannerYes. Yes. So fact number three. Beethoven most likely went deaf from middle ear damage due to playing his instruments too loudly.
AndiOkay. like the fifth is like the full orchestral music like hitting you right in the face, being like, I'm going deaf, I'm gonna die.
SupsThis is the end.
AndiI'm really dramatic and it's scary. Tanner's.
TannerLike that's Beethoven for yeah, he
SupsBut he's also, now we have entered the romantic
TannerYes. So Beethoven is from 1770 until 1827. So he and Mozart, they had shared years. Right.
SupsYeah.
TannerSo Beethoven, he actually played some of Mozart's music when he was learning how to, play and how to compose. But eventually he got slowly progressive hearing loss.
AndiYeah. Pretty
TannerYeah. Yeah. And it started with a buzzing in his ear. He had tinnitus and He kept composing, he kept playing this loud music and it kept getting worse. when he died in 1827, he could really only hear out of one year. He did do this very dramatic music in a lot of
Andiof the Yeah. I mean, a, a lot of people associate especially 50 number five, that, beginning part with that fear of going deaf when like your job is hearing is music, and then you're losing that and the devastation of, that and having to, Come to terms with it.
SupsHe is also a character like Mozart
AndiWasn't he? Kind of like a recluse.
TannerYeah. He, kind of tried to keep his hearing impairment. Private. Mm-hmm. So he didn't do as many concerts later in life.
AndiYeah. So you're saying that he basically blasted his ears apart by composing music? Well, yeah. Well stop having people totally slam through a trumpet, you know, like
Supsmean,
Andithat's just bad form. Lewd wig.
SupsYeah. And especially in those concert halls, back in those days, the acoustics were like, you know, so good. Yeah. Right.
AndiYeah. But how come all the other composers didn't wreck their ears? Well,
TannerThat's the thing composers and musicians in general are definitely at higher risk of ear damage, temporary and permanent. they did a couple studies and they found that like 80% of musicians immediately following a performance had temporary hearing loss. but permanent hearing loss can happen in up to 50% of
Andimusic. Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah. There is concert deafness. Yeah. Where like after you perform, you, you kind of can't hear super well
Tannerand it's one sided too. So violinists have it worse in their left ear. Yeah. Because that's where the violin is. Yeah.
SupsBut yes, this fact, I feel like I know this. I think
AndiI mean, we know he went death. Yeah. So like that's not debating. I guess the question then would be,
Supsis it because of music
Andiis it because of his music
Supsor something else? And the most obvious answer would be yes, because that was. The only thing he was doing.
Andithat's what he was doing. He is getting blasted by
Supstalk constantly. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Hmm. Sure, I want to
Andiyeah, I mean, I,
SupsI
Andiknow. Like what else causes deafness other than loud noise? I don't know.
TannerOkay. Fact number four. All of Chopin's compositions included piano parts.
SupsYes. First thing, first, I think the poles really hate it when you have the French pronunciation of Chopin. So the poles would call him Chopin and
AndiYeah. So dear listeners, if you don't know, we live in Poland. We live in Raku, Poland, and Chopin was Polish. So he's very much beloved here in Poland. They named the whole ass airport after him
SupsI mean, you can even listen to his musics in bus stops.
AndiYeah. Yeah. It's everywhere. You can't, miss it. He's everywhere. Yeah.
TannerSo he was born Polish. Mm-hmm. And then he moved to France and got French citizenship. Right.
AndiHe couldn't have Polish citizenship because Poland wasn't a country that could give citizenship at the
TannerRight. We're talking 1810 to 1849. So, He was very affected by all of
AndiMm-hmm.
TannerSo he's definitely in the romantic period. Yes. Yeah.
AndiThis is
SupsWell
Andiplay us something.
TannerAlright. Here is Janki playing Chopin's Noc turn in C minor, which you may recognize from the pianist.
Uh, Uh,
SupsShaba always makes me, get a feeling that I just had a breakup. I'm in a dark, you know, in a, in a dimly lit bar and a bartender is serving me a drink. That's like the first emotion.
Andijust described Poland. Yeah.
TannerYeah. And it's also like raining
AndiYeah. It's raining outside and you're the only person in this bar
TannerThat's a good description,
Andibut,
Supsbut it's a very relatively accurate
AndiYeah. I yeah. Obviously like you hear a ton of in Poland and a lot of his compositions are just the piano.
Supsyeah, Yeah, mean, I'm thinking that makes sense.
Andimean, does any, all fact is always kind of sketchy 'cause you're like, there only has to be one composition that didn't use the piano. but every single one.
TannerIf you want some context for how many we're talking, so Mozart had like 800, right? He was super prolific. Chopan published 72 works, and some of them were like a collection of like 19 songs or something, right? So not 72 songs, but works. And then 10 were published after he died. So all these 82 brought his
Andiback to Poland. Yes,
Tanneryes. So there, there's like maass, there's
Andipo. Yes. That was, so that's like what, like outside of Poland, that's what he's most famous for is all the dances, Waltz's, the Waltz's, Poland, as is
Supsbut in Poland, he's famous for all like the, all
Andiall the piano, piano concertos and compositions because they're sad and polish. That's why everyone outside of Poland thinks that Chopin is like this dance dude who played in fancy houses all the time. But in Poland is like, no, this is the dude who's like sad drinking, in a Parisian apartment. his heart, longing for, Poland. Yeah, Yes. So like, yeah, it's very funny how like, he's an entirely different person to people in different parts of the world, every single one though I also feel like It's one of those, it's 50 50. It's, it's, it is or it isn't, and you're like, yeah, of course I associate the piano with Choppa, that's tricky Yeah.
SupsYeah
AndiSo one of those facts that you just told us about, one of those composers is a lot, so can you repeat the four of them for us and then we will take a guess at which one do you think it is?
TannerAll right. Fact number one. Vivaldi included directions in four seasons to play like a barking dog. Fact number two, Mozart wrote dirty songs with titles like Lick Me in the Ass. Fact number three, Beethoven most likely went deaf from middle ear damage due to playing his instruments too loudly. In fact, number four, all of Chopin's compositions included piano parts. One of those is not true.
AndiI love how the licking in the ass is one of our big facts. Like we have to put that on Instagram. Like, what have you done? Okay. One of those is a lie. what are you thinking?
SupsI'm thinking Number two,
Anditwo. you don't believe the
SupsNo, I mean, Hmm. I dunno. of all the three facts, this one really jumps me out, even though we discussed a lot about how we know Mozart. Was a potty mouth.
AndiHe's the bad
Supsboy, Yeah. He's a bad boy. But there's still something iffy about that fact. Yes. And of course of this
Andithe music, do you think if you hadn't heard that song? Yes. You wouldn't have?
SupsI think it's if he didn't play the track, yeah. Then I think I would oh Debating more on like number four, right? Yeah. You know, because it's all, And I think with four, There just needs to be one. Whether I know that one or not is a different question. Yeah,
AndiRight.
SupsAs far as from the top of my head, The four, five Compositions that, I'm trying to think of. All of them are on piano I just, for some reason, two is really
Andion Okay. bad we don't speak German. 'cause we would've just known if they did say, lick me in the ass in German. So they, I imagine if there are any German
Supslisteners, sitting here
Andibeing like, You idiots, like it's obviously Number three, I think is a sleeper. Yeah. I think number three he's toying with us. He's like, oh, you think it's because of loud music, but it's, maybe it was just congenital. Maybe he had some kind of disease or he's sucking unled. He So maybe he's like, oh, you think it's just loud music? But then number four is sitting there and being like this big terrifying heart in a jar that is just beating. And I'm like, I'm gonna kick myself if I don't get that
Supsone. Yeah,
AndiI
SupsBut I wanna have the good faith that number four is true though. I want to believe
AndiOkay. Yeah, so, I think in number
SupsMm-hmm.
AndiIt's not loud noises.
SupsYeah. Okay. I'm with you, but because I came out all guns placing with like fact number two, I'm gonna stick with that.
Andiokay.
TannerOkay. So we have fact number two and fact number three locked in? The lie is fact number three. Yes. Beethoven progressively went deaf. Or almost deaf. And he says in his own words that it all started in 1798 when he was in a quarrel with a singer. So, he he was at his piano playing and this guy was like knocking on his door and they were like arguing and so he got up from his piano so mad, he like, ran to the door, but he tripped and fell and hit the floor. And he said, when I arose, I found myself deaf and have been so ever since. The physicians say the nerve is injured. So possible causes have been thrown around that like maybe it was this, maybe it was like some degeneration of the nerve, but most likely they've done some samples of his hair that people collected. It's most likely lead poisoning he notoriously liked Wine. that you can sweeten with lead. Yeah, they
Andiwould lead in. See, this is like, oh my God, I old timey people, like they're sucking on lead. They're all so
TannerYeah. It's
SupsIt's Yeah. Okay.
TannerYeah.
AndiIt just literally
Supssense. Yes. Yeah, that is it
AndiThat makes you go deaf. That's why you didn't wanna list reasons why people can go deaf, because then you were like, well, that's a lie. I honestly, I didn't wanna say this in the discussion 'cause I wanted the discussion to be more like discussion, but that was, to me, the big thing.
TannerYeah. wouldn't
Andilist reasons that you could go deaf. Why wouldn't you list those? Yeah, except that you were like, well, I don't wanna have to say But Wow. I love that.
SupsYeah. Wow.
Andione is pretty great
Supsyeah. I think I just need to brush up on my German maybe. Yeah.
Andidid Why isn't that on Duolingo? Yeah.
TannerCome on.
AndiHe
Tannerpoop jokes.
AndiYeah. I mean, I think we associate classical music with like being fancy and it's old so that they were all of course, uptight and whatever, and it's like, dude, like modern people are way more uptight than old timey people. Old, old timey people were nasty. They were super drunk all the time. Just gross. Yeah. Anyway, I should have known, I should
Supsknown.
AndiThanks for listening to this episode of, I should have known we'll be continuing our musical theme for the rest of the month. So next week soups is doing a find the fake episode on musical instruments from around the world. So stay tuned for that. and if you are watching this on YouTube, please do all the YouTubey things like. Subscribe, comment, let us know if you got the fact right or some of your other favorite composers or favorite pieces. And if you are on a traditional podcast platform, it would be great if you could leave us a review. And Zoe's thanks.
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