Sept. 13, 2022

8th Grade Language Arts - Back to School Theme

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Today's learning objective: Find the lie! Quizmaster and English teacher Andi continues our Back to School theme with a lesson on language arts that even 8th graders could ace. She covers four English language questions and provides the correct answers, but for one of them, the answer key is wrong. Join hosts Tanner and Sups in guessing which answer is false and try not to get schooled!

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Sups

your default state is that we are smarter than eighth graders, which I really like.

Andi

Yeah. we'll see if my hypothesis is correct.

Tanner

that's great. Oh, That's not great. That makes me sweat.

Andi

well,

Sups

Yeah. I'm a good teacher. Yeah. Yeah.

Tanner

I think I'm gonna go with whatever one you don't go with.

Sups

Wow. Took me right back to eighth grade. Hello

Andi

and welcome to the, I should have known podcast, the trivia podcast that can't be trusted each week. Our quiz master presents you with four big facts on a topic, but one of those facts is a lie. And we are back to school here at the, I should known podcast this month And I'm your quiz master this week. I'm Andy and I'm going to be doing eighth grade language arts for my topic, and we have a special format for this month. So each fact will actually be phrased like a test question. You would see on a test and you'll be given four options, B, C or D. And I will tell you the correct.

Tanner

answer

Andi

But for one of the questions I will tell you the wrong answer is correct. So join our other hosts, soups and Tanner in figuring out which one of my answers is a lie. Mm-hmm

Tanner

eighth grade language arts, it just instantly took me back to middle school. And I was like, oh my God, I'm in that room again. Tanner

Andi

and I met in eighth grade language

Tanner

Yeah. What honors language arts. Seventh grade.

Andi

seventh grade honors

Sups

language. Oh,

Tanner

I was kind the class clown in that class. Oh

Andi

he was, yeah. Part of language arts is learning vocabulary. Right. And one of the vocabulary words we learned in class was cacophony

Tanner

mm-hmm mm-hmm

Andi

And that was Tanner's nickname

Tanner

Yep.

Andi

Yeah.

Sups

I love because it's very interesting because the moment when you said language arts. Yeah. I thought you'd talk about that. You were learning specific language or something, but in this case, language arts was, you were just referring to English,

Andi

Yeah. So this is a interesting thing to start with so I'm using Wisconsin standards and Tanner and I grew up in Wisconsin. Yeah. And in Wisconsin, it's called language arts or more specifically English language arts. Okay. But. but I think the reason they use language arts is because many of the skills you learn are actually skills that any child being educated in their native language should learn. Right. They're universal.

Sups

Mm-hmm okay.

Tanner

Right. There are similes and stuff in every language.

Andi

Right. Right. Exactly.

Sups

very interesting for me because when we had English classes, we had two types of English classes. So one, you had the pros and the poetry, right? When you're reading different stories, poems and everything

Andi

We usually call that

Sups

English lit and the other part was strictly grammar and handwriting. So where you practice cursive and writing and actually learn the grammar. right? Okay. Yeah.

Andi

that's basically how language arts is broken down and how my questions are broken

Tanner

Ah,

Andi

So these are eighth grade standards. in the us eighth grade is when you are 13 and turn 14, right? where we grew up, it was middle

Tanner

school. Mm-hmm right so eighth grade should be kind of on the easier side than S a

Sups

T Ah, yeah.

Andi

I, I

Sups

hope we'll find

Andi

So what I did though, is I took concepts from the curriculum But I made 'em a little harder

Sups

for you guys. All right. So your default state is that we are smarter than eighth graders, which I really like.

Andi

Yeah. we'll see if my hypothesis is correct.

Sups

Yeah. Okay.

Andi

So low hanging fruit.

Tanner

Mm-hmm

Andi

What is the subject of the sentence? Long-legged turtles. Love pizza.

Tanner

It's a great

Sups

sentence.

Andi

I love that sentence.

Tanner

it's the turtles

Sups

Yeah

Andi

So it's turtles mm-hmm or depending on your syntactic philosophy, the noun phrase that consists of the adjective and the noun is the subject long-legged turtles. And then long-legged is an example of what stylistic device, Where you start two words with the same sound.

Sups

same

Tanner

Oh, that's alliteration. Yeah.

Andi

it's not a literary device. It's the stylistic

Tanner

device. right? Ooh.

Andi

So both of those questions are to illustrate, again, these two aspects of English, where we have the language and the grammar, but also style writing logic, reasoning, comprehension, all these kinds of things. So those are two different elements of language arts. And. to me because I am an English teacher.

Tanner

Right, right.

Andi

actually, am I literally have my mug that says that I'm a proud

Sups

teacher.

Andi

but I only teach English language and only two speakers of other languages. So non-native English speakers. So I'm not qualified to teach eighth grade language arts,

Tanner

So you don't cover Shakespeare in the rhyme of the ancient Mariner with your students?

Andi

no so part of language arts is to make you a native speaker of the language that you're being educated in. Mm-hmm

Tanner

That's an interesting way to

Andi

think about it. Yeah. Cool. So let's start with question number one. So just to reiterate, I'm going to read you four questions and for each of them I will give you four options. And then I will tell you the correct answer, but for one of the questions I'm lying about the correct answer. right? So question number one. What is the best form of the verb bid in the following sentence before she left? Mrs. Smith was blank farewell by her family. fill in the blank with the best form of the verb bid. So your options are a bid B bidden. C BA or DBID. the correct answer is B bidden.

Tanner

biddenden

Andi

That's

Sups

what I wasn't bid like Babi bid. Do you remember the three forms of bid? I just, it wasn't wasn't

Tanner

this is a hard one. bid has gotta be a

Sups

weird

Tanner

verb because this is not my prototypical usage of it. I thought she was gonna say we're at an auction and they're bidding, but it's bid farewell. Yes.

Sups

so it's bid bid bid,

Tanner

I guess.

Andi

Is

Sups

Is it? I, I don't, I always thought it's bid bid.

Tanner

bit,

Andi

Yeah. So for any listeners who maybe don't know what SOS is talking about is often how students learning English, Study verbs. Yeah. So they learn the infinitive. Yeah. And then they learn the past tense and then they learn the past partisan, which you use in the perfect mm-hmm They learn them like together like this. So you would learn like, cut, cut, Cut. or eat eight eaten

Tanner

Yeah, exactly.

Andi

this. is how students who learn English, not as their native language, usually practice their verbs. Yeah. So I did pick a difficult

Sups

para.

Tanner

on purpose. Yeah.

Andi

Yeah. This is probably harder than what an eighth grader would get, but I feel confident that. Some eighth graders

Sups

would get this one.

Andi

Okay. Maybe the, maybe the top 10% but I think

Sups

they would. Okay. So what were the options

Andi

again? A bid B bidden.

Tanner

C

Andi

CBA

Sups

Did. Okay.

Tanner

This is also interesting because it's the standards someone is

Andi

saying, so I, I would like to point out. So this is from, standards L 0.8 0.1. conventions of standard English okay. And this is particularly on the section about active and passive

Tanner

voice. Oh.

Andi

Oh.

Sups

mm.

Tanner

Cause the bidden would be used in the passive. passive. yeah, She was bidden. Yeah. So that's what we're talking about here. Or

Sups

she was bid

Andi

well

Sups

And this is the only question one of four, right. So wow.

Andi

Yeah, remember where these standards come from, maybe that's a big hint,

Tanner

yeah, especially with English, a lot of people like

Sups

to

Tanner

enforce rules. Right. Whereas. The way I learned linguistics is you can describe the language, but you shouldn't enforce

Andi

the rules.

Sups

Yeah.

Tanner

But in middle school, they have to teach

Andi

you, the rules. I think that's the more advanced you get in linguistics, the more you realize

Sups

that there

Tanner

are

Andi

no rules Yeah.

Tanner

Yeah.

Sups

as

Tanner

long as it makes sense. Yeah. Right. Yeah. If everyone started

Sups

saying BAE

Tanner

and, and that's the right

Andi

that's then that becomes the right answer. Exactly. So that is something to keep in mind. These are standard English. Mm-hmm and we are talking

Tanner

about this. Yeah. Okay.

Sups

even though I never in

Tanner

Wisconsin,

Sups

just,

Andi

we speak Wisconsin,

Sups

yeah, Okay. tough. Okay.

Andi

So question number two, Identify the mood then decide if it is correctly used in following sentence, the doctor advised against her better judgment that he tries a mixture of two medications.

Sups

Cool.

Andi

So identify the mood and then say whether it is correct or incorrect. a, Imperative and. it's correct B subjunctive and it's incorrect C indicative and it's correct. D indicative and it's incorrect.

Sups

And

Andi

the right answer is D it is incorrect in the indicative

Sups

Oh, goodness. Ooh. No, that's not what I was thinking. No, no,

Andi

uh, oh,

Tanner

were you thinking? my well, my first red flag is when you talk about mood, I'm like grumpy, sad, happy, but mood and language. Okay. So I learned mood when I started learning foreign languages, you know, so I don't remember learning mood for English.

Andi

Yeah,

Tanner

we didn't.

Sups

I'm thinking whether moods that I've learned in foreign language is the same

Tanner

that applies

Andi

English. Yeah. They should

Tanner

be okay. Yeah.

Andi

Yeah, so the standards have changed since Tanner and I were in eighth grade So L eight one C form and use verbs in the indicative imperative, interrogative, conditional and subjunctive moods. Those are the moods. Those are

Sups

are your moods.

Andi

We're gonna get moody. Yeah. Ooh, I like that.

Sups

So it's definitely not conditional and I'm glad it

Tanner

was not emotion. Yeah. It's definitely

Andi

not. Yeah.

Tanner

So imperative is giving orders, right?

Sups

So

Andi

Subjunctive was one of the options. Yes. This is,

Tanner

there is doubt, I think Yes.

Andi

yeah. Expressing wishes, doubt,

Tanner

Mm-hmm exhalations. Yeah.

Andi

Yes. Things like

Tanner

Yeah. And then. What were the other ones? interrogative Interrogative

Sups

This is definitely not.

Andi

So this sentence was the doctor advised against her better judgment that he tries a mixture of two medications. Okay.

Tanner

I think I see the issue here. I think it's with the verb tries. I would say the doctor advised against her better judgment that he try.

Sups

blah. blah.

Tanner

I remember the

Andi

the rest of the sentence. Yeah. The rest of the sentence is two medications, Tanner,

Tanner

two medications.

Andi

doctor

Tanner

you know,

Sups

I was looking at the word advice. Okay. Rather than it tries mm-hmm so, which immediately rules out option a, which is imperative, because imperative is like giving orders. Right. Right. And in this case, the doctor's advising. Yeah. So option a is definitely gone And the correct answer you said

Andi

was option D incorrect

Tanner

indicative. yeah.

Sups

So, which is why I think like option D now that when we analyze each of the options. Yeah. I

Tanner

think indicative. you think that's the

Andi

right mood? Yeah. Yeah. So most sentences in English are in the indicative. Yeah, because that's just normal talking. Yeah. we

Sups

we talking like this? Like, no

Andi

that's in derogative.

Tanner

if we were talking like

Sups

that, No, that. no. no Conditional

Andi

that's

Tanner

conditional. Oh, Okay. Well let's start

Andi

talking oh, No, that's imperative again, Oh, you guys are so good at this. So this is kind of funny to me a little bit, like as an English language teacher to non-native speakers, I feel fairly confident that many of my

Sups

students

Andi

get this question, right. Wow. Really? Yeah.

Tanner

That's great. Oh, That's not great. That makes me sweat.

Andi

well,

Sups

no, it's great

Tanner

great

Andi

her. but it's because when you aren't a native speaker, the way you learn the language is different from how native speakers do. So the thing is all of these moods, if you are a native speaker of English, you probably use them all correctly. Right. And never once think about them. Right. But when you're learning English from scratch, not from birth and you have to study it. Then you're usually taught them using these phrases and You learn this explicitly and you practice just this mood So this subjunctive cuz that's the weird one, can you guys make a subjunctive sentence?

Sups

I should have known, could be a

Tanner

Oh,

Andi

it could be considered. Actually there's evidence that this mood is kind of grammatically on the way out that many young people no longer

Tanner

use it anyway. Yeah. Okay. Well

Sups

I don't We've got two more questions. We're

Tanner

halfway through Ah, man.

Andi

All right. So question three is kind of the overlap where we start to move away from language acquisition, explicitly like grammar and language and into more about style and literature. So question number three Consider the following analogy mutiny is to rebel as audacious is to blank. a insulin, B IPEL C persuasive or D despondent.

Sups

Oh,

Tanner

Whoa

Sups

and the correct answer is just so that it matches

Andi

with what I'm thinking. It's the correct answer is a insulin.

Tanner

Hmm.

Andi

mm-hmm

Tanner

I like analogies usually, but this one is giving me some

Sups

trouble. I mean,

Tanner

I know the meaning of all those words but looking at the similarity between the first pairs and then applying that same

Andi

similarity to the second Exactly. So at its part of L eight five B. Use the relationship between particular words to better understand each of the words in

Sups

analogy. Yeah. muttin is to rebel and audacious is to

Tanner

insulin insulin

Sups

I think I feel fairly confident with option a because it's definitely not D

Tanner

yeah.

Sups

respondent. yeah. It's

Andi

definitely not that So I did take every single word in this whole thing from a list of eighth grade vocabulary

Tanner

Mm-hmm words Yeah. So mutiny and rebel they're similar. Meaning mm-hmm same part of speech. Yeah. Now we need a word with similar meaning to audacious with the same part of speech. Mm-hmm I think is the prompt

Sups

here.

Tanner

So insulin. Yeah Yeah

Sups

it's definitely not persuasive. Yeah, because audacious and persuasive are too different thing. Right They don't. Yes. Because audacious is like, you know, I dunno, but I can just say how

Tanner

Right.

Sups

exactly.

Andi

exactly.

Sups

it's not IPEL and it's not despondent because despondent kind of

Tanner

means something different,

Sups

Right,

Andi

Yeah. Hmm. All right. One more question. Okay. Okay. And this one is really talking about literature and reading comprehension. So question four, the following sentence does not include an example of which literary device. the storm quiet as a lullaby, sang me to sleep all through the night.

Tanner

a

Andi

irony B. Similarly C personification D hyperbole. The correct answer is D hyperbole.

Tanner

That

Sups

right. That sounds

Tanner

right. I think, yeah. I was trying to identify them as she was saying the

Sups

sentence. Yeah. Yeah.

Tanner

let's break it down. Okay. So I think as, quite as a lullaby yeah. Means it's a Simi Simi.

Sups

Yeah. Right. Storm quite as a lullaby in

Tanner

a way mm-hmm

Sups

Okay. And

Tanner

then there was personification. So it's saying

Sups

and to sleep. Yeah and hyperbole is like, when you have like some crazy

Tanner

Over the top, over the

Sups

the top. Yeah. I think it's

Andi

So the correct answer is hyperbole. It's not an example, hyperbole and a sentence. Like this would be something like the storm blew

Sups

the roof off of my house. Right. something crazy happened. So

Tanner

I think, yeah. So

Andi

this is from standard 8.3 R 0.4, because it refers to

Sups

reading.

Andi

students will evaluate literary devices to support interpretations of literary texts. literary devices are these kinds of devices that writers and speakers can use in order to create meaning beyond the literal. Yeah. Right. So examples that eighth graders are supposed to know are Simi metaphor, imagery, irony, Onia. Personification and hyperly

Tanner

Mm-hmm Okay. But you know what the problem is? I think

Sups

I agreed with

Tanner

four of those.

Sups

Yeah. Yeah. Well before we guess, which one this incorrect, do you mind repeating the questions? The options

Tanner

and the

Andi

correct answers. Yes. All Right

Tanner

Listen, carefully

Andi

students.

Tanner

Question one.

Andi

What is the best form of the verb bid in the following sentence before she left? Mrs. Smith was blank farewell by her family, a bid B bidden CBA. DBID. The correct answer is BBI question two, Identify the mood then decide if it is correctly used in the following sentence, the doctor advised against her better judgment that he tries a mixture of two, a. Imperative and. it's correct B subjunctive and it's incorrect C indicative and it's correct. Or D indicative and it's incorrect. The correct answer is D indicative incorrect question three. Consider the following analogy. Mutiny is to rebel as audacious is to blank. A insulin B IPEL C persuasive D despondent. The correct answer is a insulin. And question four, the following sentence does not include an example of which literary device, the storm quiet as a lullaby sang me to sleep all through the night. A irony B similarly, C personification or D hyperbole. The correct answer is D hyperbole. One of those is alive.

Sups

Okay. Yeah. So I think four, we can just ignore. Yeah.

Tanner

I think we figured that one

Sups

relatively confident. Yeah. Three.

Tanner

Pretty confident pretty confident. Yeah. I think it's

Sups

two, one and two. And I have a feeling it's number two, because I'm thinking it's option C. Correct? I indicative because the doctor advised, because now I'm trying to think back the sentence. She was forbidden good by, by her family. yeah, because she was bid goodbye. She was baed I think there was some rule, right? You can't use two past tense word together next to each other, something

Tanner

like that, right in English. If it's yeah. If it's like passive like this, she was something. Yeah. You have to use the. The Al like you were doing the, the eend form. Yeah. So the question is, is bid. The right. Or is it just bid? Cause I don't think it's BA

Sups

so I

Tanner

think it's bid, bid

Sups

Okay.

Tanner

That's what I'm thinking

Sups

So you think that's right? Yeah

Tanner

So number two, She said it's indicative incorrect. You think it's indicative, indicative, correct? Yeah. Okay. See, I was thinking

Sups

that subjunctive is coming

Tanner

back to haunt me. I don't know if it's maybe subjunctive. Yeah. But I'm also on the bid bid in thing, because

Sups

I know

Tanner

in my speech I overuse the E form. Right. The part. So if other words like bot mm-hmm, brought I want

Sups

to say Botten mm-hmm

Tanner

that's not the right, so it's not right. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm thinking, oh no. Am I applying that to bid bid? And I want it to be bid in. Yeah. Oh,

Sups

so that's be worried. So then what would be,

Tanner

she was

Sups

bed. Goodbye. bed. Goodbye. Yeah. Okay. That also kind of makes sense. I mean, the moment she said the sentence and I was like, it's bed,

Tanner

bit, but now I'm

Sups

trying. Oh man, it's definitely between one and

Tanner

two. I

Sups

Ooh,

Tanner

I don't know

Andi

okay. We

Sups

gotta pick one. Yeah.

Tanner

I think I'm gonna go with whatever one you don't go with.

Andi

Wow. That's a test taking

Sups

Okay. So in that case, I kind of believe it's number one. Yeah. But. I

Tanner

can go with number two. Okay. Okay.

Sups

One with number one. Okay.

Andi

Okay. I was lying about the correct answer in

Tanner

question

Sups

in two.

Tanner

Okay

Andi

But you did not

Tanner

pick the correct answer. Ah,

Andi

No. Tanner was almost there. The correct answer is B it is subjunctive and incorrect, which I kind of thought you could puzzle through. If you identified it's incorrect. If it

Tanner

it were

Sups

indicative.

Andi

why would it be

Sups

incorrect

Tanner

to say he

Sups

tries?

Andi

Right. what's weird about it. It's in the subjunctive form. So

Sups

you have to say he

Tanner

tried, cutting. Oh, okay. So if you boil it down to just, he tried, that sounds wrong. Yeah. So that should have clue us in that.

Andi

Why is that right? It's sub that's actually a trick I teach my students. because I put it in the

Sups

kind of

Andi

aside. Yeah, yeah. To separate the part of the sentence that makes it subdued, which is the main verb advised like soup said. Yeah. From the verb that actually gets modified. So I separated them, but I tell my students all the time to do that, like look at the verbs,

Sups

Yeah. I got fixated on advice and that's why I was thinking indicat, but okay. But you know what, and I should have known, you have to guess, which

Tanner

is the correct. doesn't matter

Sups

the

Andi

That's true. You, you got it. You did get it right? Yes. Yes. And with the, bit and bit thing. Yeah. pretty much every standard I could find it's bid

Tanner

bay.

Sups

bid

Andi

Oh, it is. But I would be willing to believe that in London, English it's Bibi bit. Yeah, because they do this with many other verbs, like get got, got, which in American English is always

Tanner

get got gotten. Yeah.

Andi

and I thought the way you could test this one is forbid is a much more common word and it's forbid forbid forbidden. And that one's Definitely forbidden forbidden take the four

Tanner

often. it's still forbid.

Sups

Yeah. That's a good trick. Yeah. Forbidden. Yeah. I'm a good teacher. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I knew about something was off about bid amazing. Wow. Took me right back to eighth grade.

Tanner

it was fantastic Yeah Wow.

Andi

known should Thanks for listening to this episode of the aha room podcast. We are going to continue to go back to school for the rest of the month and as always,

Tanner

thanks

Andi

listening.

Sups

take it

Tanner

day. Oh man.

Sups

Oh,